Thursday, July 06, 2006

Whined Up

I've just said goodbye to Ted and some other mates after having them round for a few glasses of plonk and some cheesy nibbles. I've been looking through this blog, and, really, I do seem to have spent a lot of time whingeing. What a dreary old constable.

I'll try and do better in future. Have I told you about the time I put itching powder in the Super's tunic?


At 10:51 pm, Blogger Snailspace said...

I put magnesium powder in the science masters pipe when I was an oik.
I got 6 of the best for that. Some sniveling wretch grassed me.

At 1:14 am, Blogger Lucy Mail said...

Surely the science master would have noticed you doing that!
Must've been a sound sleeper.

At 9:31 am, Blogger Snailspace said...

When I went to school smokeing wasn't frowned upon.
He used to laeve the pipe on his desk and sneak into the store room where they kept all the glass stuff like test tubes etc for crafty puff.
It was quite amusing, there was a bright flash and he wheezed out of the room in a cloud of white smoke.

At 9:33 am, Blogger Snailspace said...

Sorry about the spelling on that.
Should have spent less time mucking about.

At 9:50 am, Blogger Lucy Mail said...

Sorry Snaily, simple misunderstanding.
I didn't realise you were talking about his tobacco pipe.

At 12:41 pm, Blogger The Angina Monologues said...

I arrested a bloke for flashing his pipe once.

At 11:54 pm, Blogger Lucy Mail said...

Snailys' science master, by any chance?

At 3:14 pm, Blogger The Angina Monologues said...

He did have a certain chalkiness about him, yes.


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