The Angina Monologues: Grassol

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Bit of an update - the grass has now died completely. The weeds, on the other hand, seem to be doing fine.

At 8:54 pm, Nethercourt said...: Don't panic! The weeds will die as well.....eventually. Leaving you with a nice uniform finish.... but brown. :>( Consider it as a blank canvas, upon which you will be able to demonstrate the flexibility of your horticultural technique.....
At 9:49 pm, Snailspace said...: Whats wrong with weeds? They are hardy, they grow anywhere,even through concrete. You don't have to water them feed them or mollycoddle them. In fact some of them even look quite nice.So let's hear it for the Weed. The grass will grow back by its self. Thats what grass does. Mine dies every summer but as soon as it rains it's back.
At 10:56 pm, The Angina Monologues said...: Thanks for the gardening tips chaps. What I really need is some old duffer restorer, I think. Can you still buy Sanatogen in bottles?
At 7:55 am, Nethercourt said...: It's cunningly disguised as dark rum in Tesco's.... I find it brightens my somewhat jaded view's admirably!
At 1:53 pm, Snailspace said...: Jim Beam does it for me, though sometimes it does effect short term memory.
Jim Beam does it for me? Damn! see what i mean.