Saturday, June 10, 2006

World Cup Fever

I'm not really a football fan, but it's difficult to avoid noticing that there's some sort of soccer tournament on at the moment. Plus there's been a lot of guff in the papers about Rooney's foot. Poor lad, it's not really his foot that needs attention, is it? You'd think he'd invest in a bit of plastic surgery, with all his millions.

So I suppose I'll settle down in front of the telly this afternoon with a glass of something to watch our brave lads doing battle with Paraguay. I predict a heroic draw/defeat. After all, Latin Americans usually have the hand of god on their side. All we've got is feet of clay.


At 1:16 pm, Blogger Lucy Mail said...

If you believe the papers, all we have is the foot of Rooney.
He's got lovely thighs too, of course!

At 1:33 pm, Blogger The Angina Monologues said...

Do you suppose an ugly night in Manchester would involve Rooney putting his foot in it?

At 7:12 pm, Blogger Dane Valley Ted said...

So that's why colleen stays with him then,She must charge him by the inch.

At 9:23 am, Blogger Lucy Mail said...

Well I find him quite striking.

At 11:24 am, Blogger The Angina Monologues said...

Well I suppose he does have a face like a sledgehammer, so that's understandable.


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