World Cup Fever

I'm not really a football fan, but it's difficult to avoid noticing that there's some sort of soccer tournament on at the moment. Plus there's been a lot of guff in the papers about Rooney's foot. Poor lad, it's not really his foot that needs attention, is it? You'd think he'd invest in a bit of plastic surgery, with all his millions.

So I suppose I'll settle down in front of the telly this afternoon with a glass of something to watch our brave lads doing battle with Paraguay. I predict a heroic draw/defeat. After all, Latin Americans usually have the hand of god on their side. All we've got is feet of clay.