Friday, August 11, 2006


Always up with the latest news, I see there's been a spot of bother on the terror front.

In my day, whenever there was an IRA atrocity, we used to round up all the usual suspects. Policing has come on a long way since then, and nowadays all the unusual suspects get rounded up as well.

Quite what this 'liquid explosive' is, though, is a mystery to me. I did see a film starring Bruce Willis once which, in which a terrorist devised a bomb which consisted of two liquids, one green, the other blue. When they were mixed together, you got David Cameron. Boom boom!


At 8:54 am, Blogger sfdretywu said...

Toss in a bit of Black Wedsnesday and you'll have the most powerful destructive force known to mankind!
The Conservative party, I believe they call it.
I seem to recall that David Camoron was special advisor to Norman Lament at the time of that particular boob.
Correct me if I'm wrong.

At 8:58 am, Blogger sfdretywu said...

Sorry, I appear to have got a couple of letters mixed up in the surnames, there.
I may have to turn this predictive blogging thingy back off.

At 10:29 am, Blogger The Angina Monologues said...

Ah, Black Wednesday. The day the Tories made good on their promises and organised a large deposit from our national reserve into the accounts of their banking friends!

At 6:00 pm, Blogger sfdretywu said...

Maybe they just lost c*unt but then again, probably not!
Cripes, that asterisk key is just too damned close to the 'o' key. What cont designed these things?


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