Terrorble

Always up with the latest news, I see there's been a spot of bother on the terror front.

In my day, whenever there was an IRA atrocity, we used to round up all the usual suspects. Policing has come on a long way since then, and nowadays all the unusual suspects get rounded up as well.

Quite what this 'liquid explosive' is, though, is a mystery to me. I did see a film starring Bruce Willis once which, in which a terrorist devised a bomb which consisted of two liquids, one green, the other blue. When they were mixed together, you got David Cameron. Boom boom!