Tuesday, June 06, 2006

The Gas Board

Have you tried to get through to the gas board recently with a query that's just a bit more complicated than 'I've moved house'?

Ten minutes now. Still listening to that infernal music.

Oh no, tell a lie, here's Darren.

No. Darren can't help.

More ersatz Travis music.

Hello, now I'm speaking to Craig. Oh, no, bit premature. Craig can't help either. He's told me to go and look at my meter.

Still, at my age it helps to pass the time.