Celebrity Deathmatch

I've not been blogging much recently. I just feel worn out, what with all the health problems. I haven't been able to get up to the allotment, either. But it has been entertaining watching those two blogging walruses, Dr Simon Moores and Eastclliff Richard, slug it out on the virtual beaches of Thanet.

I've known Eastcliff for some time, and a mutual acquaintance knows Dr Moores, and it's no wonder there have been fireworks. One's a pompous twit who thinks he's the canine's testicles, and the other's an arrogant bore who reckons he's the apium patellae. I'll leave you to work out which is which.