The Worms Turn
Every autumn the lawn looks a right mess, covered in worm casts. The bits that I didn't kill off with the Weedol, I mean.
A friend suggested I introduce a predator that eats worms, so I've bought myself a pair of moles. That should do the trick.
posted by The Angina Monologues @ 10:15 am
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4 Comments:
I would suggest that you try them out on next-doors' lawn to see how they fare, first.
Good point. I'll trundle round there in the wee hours and stick Mickey and Minnie in his compost heap.
They do like the compost heap. An old neighbour of mine used to have a mole called Willy and I lost count of the times that he stuck his Willy in mine!
Oh dear, I'm feeling nauseous.
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