Thursday, November 30, 2006

Getaway Vehicle

Just got a copy of 'Policing Kent' through the door, all about how marvellously the local plods are doing. What's the top headline on the front cover? 'Win Eurostar Tickets'. Perhaps they're suggesting we'd all be better off in France.

11 Comments:

At 9:23 am, Blogger Lucy Mail said...

I liked the 'you asked, we acted' section. What a load of old wank!
Banging on about stuff that they've done, when really they're just undoing stupid stuff that they did a while back.

 
At 11:44 am, Blogger Eastcliff Richard said...

I think that's a bit unfair, Lucy. After all, they did meet their testicle juggling target for the fourth year in a row.

 
At 12:00 am, Blogger Dane Valley Ted said...

I actually saw one walking last week,but as she was only about 5'4" it must be hard for her to see over the steering wheel of a patrol car.

 
At 1:08 am, Blogger The Angina Monologues said...

In my day they had minimum height regulations, so she would only have come up to my truncheon.

 
At 2:15 pm, Blogger Justin Brown said...

You're not gay by any chance are you, old fella?

 
At 11:14 pm, Blogger The Angina Monologues said...

I don't imagine you'd want to go anywhere near my old chuff for one second, Justin me lad. Emma Freuds, you know.

Still you're welcome to give it a go if you like. At my age you have to get your kicks the best way you can.

 
At 10:24 am, Blogger Justin Brown said...

Fantastic!
I don't mind a bumpy ride at all.
We could play one of my favourite games, Grunty Geronty, if you like.

As my dear old mum always used to maintain, if you don't ask, you don't get.

 
At 1:13 pm, Blogger The Angina Monologues said...

OK, I'll send my leg over. The rest of me might take a bit longer.

 
At 1:16 pm, Blogger Justin Brown said...

Fair enough, you get your leg over first. I'm happy to wait my turn.

 
At 11:50 pm, Blogger Frances Oapen said...

Hey wake up old dude and put something in my stocking!!!!!!


XXX Fran

 
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