Three-Legged Race

Yes I'm feeling much perkier now, thanks for asking. I've got a Rhino on order. Apparently that's what they call those electric contraptions that you see people speeding up and down the aisles in Tescos on. I'm going to have some flashing blue lights fitted, just for a laugh.

I must be feeling better, because I'm beginning to take an interest in the female of the species again. I see there's a charming young lady called Frances Oapen who's just come onto the local blogging scene, I wonder if she'd be interested in doing a Jake The Peg impression with me? I suppose not. So, plan B it is. I'm sure with my connections it'll be a doddle to get Heather's number.